Shamon! (with apologies to Adam Selzer)

So the other day I turned on the TV only to find (on every stinkin' CHANNEL!) the Michael Jackson memorial service. Chris happened to be sitting next to me at the time, and says, "Who's that?" I gave him a quick overview of Mikey and his musical legacy, and quickly (though vaguely) explained what was going on. Chris takes another look at The King of Pop and says, "Wow. Michael Jackson is handsome. I'm sure glad he's dead, or Annabeth might want to marry HIM!"

Nice...